I Can Kill You With My Brain

99.9 MPG. The Prius shows this when it’s running completely off of battery power and not using any gas. I like seeing it on the screen. It makes me daydream about my Prius taking the next step and developing the ability to create it’s own gas. But then I daydream more about it taking yet another step, becoming sentient, and transforming into a robot while I’m still inside, crushing me into a pile of human-goo. Maybe I should have purchased a Chevy Malibu instead.