I Can Kill You With My Brain » Haikus http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com Where J.R. Swantz writes about life, pop culture, and video games. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 18:39:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Teething – Haiku http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2010/06/15/teething-haiku/ http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2010/06/15/teething-haiku/#comments Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:29:13 +0000 J.R. http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/?p=319 Lady Domino
happily plays with the… Hey!
Domino!  No bite!
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not enough and I don’t want
to write six haikus.

]]> http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/11/02/brevity-haiku/feed/ 0 Better Option Than a Second Blanket – Haiku http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/10/08/better-option-than-a-second-blanket-haiku/ http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/10/08/better-option-than-a-second-blanket-haiku/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:08:42 +0000 J.R. http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/?p=282 The cool nights have come
sooner this year. Pbbt! I’ll just
visit Florida.

]]> http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/10/08/better-option-than-a-second-blanket-haiku/feed/ 1 Please Leave – Haiku http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/09/19/please-leave-haiku/ http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/09/19/please-leave-haiku/#comments Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:19:50 +0000 J.R. http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/?p=266 I have no problem
with you, little moth.  Except
when you’re in my grill.

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has many syllables. It’s
not fit for haiku.

]]> http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/07/26/haiku-immediately/feed/ 0 Haiku – Lil’ Monkey http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/07/13/haiku-lil-monkey/ http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/07/13/haiku-lil-monkey/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:30:45 +0000 J.R. http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/?p=209 Hello lil’ monkey.
You’re just hanging there.  Can you
act silly for me?

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symbols stare back. They’re no more
profilic than I.

]]> http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/07/01/keyboard-haiku/feed/ 0 Leash – Haiku http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/06/14/leash-haiku/ http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/2009/06/14/leash-haiku/#comments Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:38:55 +0000 J.R. http://www.icankillyouwithmybrain.com/?p=183 Running wild like a
rabid dog that was once calm.
Put a leash on them.

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write something. Too bad I can’t
think of a haiku.

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The cars of thought sit idling
where you always drive.

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